Archive for July, 2008

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Accountants kick A$$ETS!!!

July 1, 2008

Pick-up lines for accountants,

Jokes about accountants,

check these out

http://www.workjoke.com/projoke42.htm

 

 

There are many jokes about any profession.  I have found that the jokes about the career I am interested in, accounting, are extremely funny.  This is probably because I know the terms.  The jokes perceive accountants as boring, which goes back to my other blogs.  The jokes also perceive accountants as straight-forward.

Just remember…You need accountants!

There are plenty of jokes I have heard about lawyers that were extremely funny but accounting jokes seem to be better (funnier). 

http://www.workjoke.com/projoke40.htm

 

You figure out which jokes are better. 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ahajokes.com/accounting_jokes.html

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The language of Accounting…

July 1, 2008

Many are unaware that there is an “accounting language.”  Many people have their taxes done by accountants and have no idea what they are being told.  EVERYONE needs to know, financially, where they are in order to be in control of their money and/or assets.  People complain that they lose money when they never took the time to research why they lost money.Studies behind the numbers

For many reasons people need to understand all terms.  Especially terms that may affect them financially. 

http://www.nysscpa.org/prof_library/guide.htm

http://www.ventureline.com/glossary.asp

http://www.accountingcoach.com/accounting-terms/accounting-dictionary/

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Accountants are unethical???

July 1, 2008

NO CONTROL!Since the Enron scandal many people see accountants as being unethical.  Why is this?  I’m pretty sure many doctors, lawyers, stock brokers, etc. are unethical in many ways.  It’s a shame what happened in Enron Corporation.  Many people lost their pensions long with their jobs.

Still today federal agents and other white collar fighting officers have looked into the control of businesses.  I don’t believe that all accountants are bad guys though! DO YOU?   It’s like anything else if some group, professionals or anyone does anything to damage, destroy or ruin something that group is stereotyped for the rest of their existence.

The worst part about the whole disaster of Enron is that the president died right before they can convict him and send him to jail.  It figures that he gets the easy way out while all the others suffer.  The fact is that any professional or anyone with a job needs to be controlled for the safety of the company along with the safety of the OTHER employees.

 http://archives.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/01/11/enron.politics/index.html

http://www.time.com/time/2002/enron/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/business/specials/energy/enron/